Nice try, sneaky bastards. This is what they got:
"When I left Dulles, it was 100 degrees outside. When I arrived in Gothenburg, it was 55 degrees. It's really cold here. Also, how does one go from tablespoons to grams?"
And how did I deal with the surprise?
"Bought a jacket/haven't tried to cook anything that requires exact measurements yet."
Good luck trying to use that in your promotional brochures. Suckers.
And now, for your totally applicable listening pleasure, a song about complaining by Swedish singer Lykke Li: